see a bird or something, scoop it out the pouch and kapow, fastest snap in the west. the scientists will be like "okay a single frame of this video will be a picture of foreign missiles, see if you can take a picture of that" and of course you do, you are the fastest camera person in the world, and now you just have to take a picture of the foriegn military camp. they have guns oh god, I can capture the bullets mid flight on my little camera but that doesn't stop them in real life, my photographer body riddled with holes but it is my poor destroyed camera I mourn for in my last moments